April 2012
kingfolly:
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum actually wins the 2012 election, only to find that Obama’s final act as president was hiring Victor Baxter as head chef, so Rick will have to put up with the crazy antics of Cory Baxter and friends.
Let’s see how he likes Cory in his house.
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
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chickadeeinlovewiththesky:
OH MY GOD I JUST...
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sigh-lence:
legalizing polygamy would solve 99.99% of all teenage blogger problems
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
Tim Burton: Johnny Depp
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I like you because you make me smile.
“Last time I was in an arena full of kids they tried to kill me.”
– Josh Hutcherson presenting at the Kid’s Choice Awards (via joshhutchersonscakeballs)
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
stay-with-me-4ever:
BELIEVE. NOTHING.
TRUST. NO ONE.
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fuckyourraincoat:
when someone is so irritatingly stupid that you can actually feel their stupidity radiating off of your computer screen and into your body like fucking poisonous gas or something
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March 2012
me: everyone's opinion deserves to be respected
random person: that band sucks
me: well, no one asked you to be born
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“One day, out of nowhere, I had a clear image of a young man pouring change into...”
– Stephen King. “Everything’s Eventual”. (via fuckyeah-unclesteve)
rainrays:
The Ballad of Mona Lisa Panic! At the...
