March 2012
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youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
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Watchmakemistakeslivelifenoregrets:
oh my god
did she die
THE GIRL THAT JUST EATS CAKE
she just takes a fucking piece of it like nothing ever happened
what the fuck did i just watch
pick her fucking head up, jesus christ.
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wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
me and my friend ran up to the druggies at my...
us: SO WHAT WE GET DRUNK
us: SO WHAT WE SMOKE WEEEEED
us: WE JUST HAVIN FUNNNN
us: WE DON'T CARE WHO SEEEESSS
them:
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
“Gone. The saddest word in the language. In any language.”
– Mark Slouka (via barbieandken)
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brendoneureka:
patrickhumps:
when fob comes back they better have really long song titles that have nothing to do with the song or im gonna be pissed
by fall out boy
teacher: why didn't you do your homework
me: well i did open up my backpack and take out the homework directions but then my phone buzzed so you know i had to answer that, then i got a notification on facebook and this person i am crushing on told me i looked cute, so then i had to text my best friend, and then i went on tumblr and i had to answer the messages i got and set up a queue and blog about absolutely nothing but i still did that, then i had to eat some noms, then i got a phone call from my friend and talked, then my mom yelled at me to go to bed, but i snuck my computer in and it was about 2 am, then i fell asleep round 4 am and then i came to school and slept until you whacked me with papers asking me why i didn't do my homework.
teacher: .....
thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:
I hope Rick Santorum gets his ass kicked by zombie JFK.
fagmaufive:
You know you’re a 90s kid when YOU NEVER FUCKING LET ANYONE FORGET IT BY REBLOGGING THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE THINGS
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When Finding Nemo 3D comes out
Kid: Mommy, I want to be the first in line for this movie!
Me: MOVE BITCH YOU ARE NOT A TRUE NEMO FAN I WAS THERE AT THE BEGINNING AND I AM GOING IN FIRST
